if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
I am 16.
Misha Collins is my favorite human.
Banana pudding is my weakness.
My best friend is an author who does not know I exist. That author being John Green.
Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Benedict, your face…it’s doing that thing again…
Benedict, what are you looking at ??
I’m 90% sure that most of what was going on in Benedicts head during the oscars was: “OMG OMG I’m at the Oscars! Omg theres U2! OMGawd is that Whoopie Goldberg?! OMG Lupita! DHFDHFGFD I MISSED PIZZA, Why is ellen dressed as the good witch? OMG IM ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS. Conceel, dont feel. OMG 12 YEARS A SLAVE WON! Is that a camera?
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
galaxies inside your head.
Stop letting people
you cannot shine.
plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
biggest fuck you ever
David Tennant in the first trailer for ‘Postman Pat: The Movie’! (0:55 and 1:16)
HE PLAYS THE VILLAIN. OMG THIS IS ADORABLE. HIS GLORIOUS ACCENT.
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE RUPERT?